61 Killer Fitness Halloween Puns That’ll Make You Chuckle

This post is full of fitness Halloween puns, sure to make anyone giggle.

Whether you’re looking for fitness Halloween puns for your Instagram captions, t-shirts, or you simply need a handful of Halloween marketing puns, you’ve come to the right place.

Personally, I love a good pun. 😜 And these are perfect Halloween puns for adults (that’ll make even the toughest cookie chuckle!)

I know you’re going to get a kick out of these fitness Halloween puns!

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Best Fitness Halloween Puns

• Why wait til Halloween to be a beast?
• Yes, I lift…. Halloween candy to my mouth.
• What’s a ghost’s favorite exercise? Dead lifts.
• What’s a zombie’s favorite exercise? Dead lifts.
• “Killer” workout, man.
• “Killer” abs, man.
• What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
• Jacked O’Lantern
• Thick witch
• Gym bat
• Let’s get pumped (AKA like a pumpkin)
• Fear the Gym Reaper
• Skella buff (AKA like a skeleton)
• Hunting werewolves is my cardio
• Yea I run… Out of candy on Halloween.
• I workout so I can eat all the Halloween candy
• Let’s get Hallo-ripped
• This witch lifts.
• Beware of resting witch face.
• Let’s have some skele-fun!
• Lifting candy to my mouth.
• Trick-or-treating is my cardio.
• Like my outfit? I got it at a boo-tique.
• TRICKed myself into being here so I can TREAT myself later.
• Here for a gourd time!
• Squash goals.
• Protein and PSL’s
• Protein and pumpkin spice
• Pumpkin this iron like it’s nobody’s business
• Don’t forget to carve out some time for the gym today! (With a pic of Jack-o-lantern)
• RIP to my soul. I left it in that workout.
• Lifting drives me batty. (With a pic of a bat.)
• Give ’em pumpkin to talk about
• Just having a gourd ‘ole time!
• Oh my gourdness, I love the gym!
• These glutes will definitely come in candy.
• Enjoy goblin up your Halloween candy… Don’t just let it go to waist!
• Bone appetit!
• It may be (candy) corny, but I’m actually glad to be here!
• Witch-ing you a happy workout session!
• Love at first bite. (With a vampire and a barbell.)
• I left my soul behind in that workout. (With a ghost.)
• Spooking is my cardio. (With a ghost.)
• Gym ghost.
• Thick or treat!
• The gym is so eerie-sistible.
• Hallo-queen
• The gym and I were just meant tomb be.
• Have a fang-tastic workout!
• That workout drove me a little batty.
• My life motto? Gourd big or gourd home.
• Getting super pumped. (With a pumpkin.)
• Did you say pilates? I thought you said pumpkin pie lattes.
• Just here to pumpkin spice things up.
• Feeling fa-boo-lous after that workout.
• I workout for the boos.
• Boo-tylicious
• I put the boo in booty
• Feel the pump (With a pumpkin.)
• Yea, I’m into fitness… Fitness Halloween candy into my mouth.

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