This post is full of fitness Halloween puns, sure to make anyone giggle.
Whether you’re looking for fitness Halloween puns for your Instagram captions, t-shirts, or you simply need a handful of Halloween marketing puns, you’ve come to the right place.
Personally, I love a good pun. 😜 And these are perfect Halloween puns for adults (that’ll make even the toughest cookie chuckle!)
I know you’re going to get a kick out of these fitness Halloween puns!
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Best Fitness Halloween Puns
- Why wait til Halloween to be a beast?
- Yes, I lift…. Halloween candy to my mouth.
- What’s a ghost’s favorite exercise? Dead lifts.
- What’s a zombie’s favorite exercise? Dead lifts.
- “Killer” workout, man.
- “Killer” abs, man.
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
- Jacked O’Lantern
- Thick witch
- Gym bat
- Let’s get pumped (AKA like a pumpkin)
- Fear the Gym Reaper
- Skella buff (AKA like a skeleton)
- Hunting werewolves is my cardio
- Yea I run… Out of candy on Halloween.
- I workout so I can eat all the Halloween candy
- Let’s get Hallo-ripped
- This witch lifts.
- Beware of resting witch face.
- Let’s have some skele-fun!
- Lifting candy to my mouth.
- Trick-or-treating is my cardio.
- Like my outfit? I got it at a boo-tique.
- TRICKed myself into being here so I can TREAT myself later.
- Here for a gourd time!
- Squash goals.
- Protein and PSL’s
- Protein and pumpkin spice
- Pumpkin this iron like it’s nobody’s business
- Don’t forget to carve out some time for the gym today! (With a pic of Jack-o-lantern)
- RIP to my soul. I left it in that workout.
- Lifting drives me batty. (With a pic of a bat.)
- Give ’em pumpkin to talk about
- Just having a gourd ‘ole time!
- Oh my gourdness, I love the gym!
- These glutes will definitely come in candy.
- Enjoy goblin up your Halloween candy… Don’t just let it go to waist!
- Bone appetit!
- It may be (candy) corny, but I’m actually glad to be here!
- Witch-ing you a happy workout session!
- Love at first bite. (With a vampire and a barbell.)
- I left my soul behind in that workout. (With a ghost.)
- Spooking is my cardio. (With a ghost.)
- Gym ghost.
- Thick or treat!
- The gym is so eerie-sistible.
- The gym and I were just meant tomb be.
- Have a fang-tastic workout!
- That workout drove me a little batty.
- My life motto? Gourd big or gourd home.
- Getting super pumped. (With a pumpkin.)
- Did you say pilates? I thought you said pumpkin pie lattes.
- Just here to pumpkin spice things up.
- Feeling fa-boo-lous after that workout.
- I workout for the boos.
- I put the boo in booty
- Feel the pump (With a pumpkin.)
- Yea, I’m into fitness… Fitness Halloween candy into my mouth.
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