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9 Hilarious CrossFit White Elephant Gift Ideas Everyone Will Love

August 3, 2022 · In: Functional Fitness

This post is all about CrossFit white elephant gift ideas!

My husband and I are super active in our Crossfit community. He’s a coach at our local gym, so every year we have CrossFit parties to go to where we do gifts and fun games….

Because I’m always scrounging around for gift ideas last minute, I’ve collected a list of the best CrossFit white elephant gift ideas of the year!

I hope you enjoy these CrossFit white elephant gift ideas!

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CrossFit White Elephant Gift Ideas

Best CrossFit White Elephant Gift Ideas

What is a Typical White Elephant Gift?

A typical white elephant gift can be anything that’ll make people laugh when they open it! These gifts aren’t necessarily supposed to be practical or even something the person will necessarily use.

The whole point of a white elephant gift is to provide a “wow” factor when the gift is opened… Not “wow” in an amazed way, but “wow” in a “holy cow, this is so silly, but so relatable and on point” kinda way. Get it? 🤪

What is a Good $20 White Elephant Gift?

All of the white elephant gifts listed below are around $20 and under!

#1. DUMBBELL WATER BOTTLE

This water bottle looks almost exactly like a dumbbell! (I actually thought it WAS a dumbbell when I first saw it LOL.) Any CrossFit freak is sure to think this is hilarious… And they’ll probably actually even use it too!

CrossFit White Elephant Gift Ideas

crossfit white elephant gift ideas

#2. HEMORRHOID SPRAY

Weight lifters are notorious for getting hemorrhoids… So this or some hemorrhoid wipes is a hilarious white elephant gift for CrossFitters. (And they actually just may come in handy at some point. 🤣)

CrossFit White Elephant Gift Ideas

crossfit white elephant gift ideas

#3. PUNNY TACO T-SHIRT 🌮

This shirt is perfect for the CrossFitter who loves to EAT.

CrossFit White Elephant Gift Ideas

crossfit white elephant gift ideas

#4. PAW SOCKS

Can you imagine your friend walking around in these at the gym? Hilarious! It’ll be an ongoing joke every time they wear them during a WOD.

crossfit white elephant gift ideas

#5. FAT POOCH FANNY PACK

Personally, I think this is the perfect gift for any CrossFitter with abs because it’s just so completely opposite of how they really look that it’s hilarious. Think about your ripped CrossFit friend rocking this at a CrossFit competition (carrying their grips, hand tape, etc.) in it. Too funny.

CrossFit White Elephant Gift Ideas

crossfit white elephant gift ideas

#6. “OH MY QUAD” JOURNAL

You can’t go wrong with a journal as a gift for any woman (that she can actually use)…. But she’s guaranteed to laugh at this pun so it makes the perfect white elephant gift for a CrossFit-ing woman.

CrossFit White Elephant Gift Ideas

crossfit white elephant gift ideas

#7. “EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW HOW TO CLEAN” TANK

The perfect white elephant gift idea for any woman who does CrossFit! It’s funny, unique, and she can actually wear it as well.

CrossFit White Elephant Gift Ideas

crossfit white elephant gift ideas

#8. BALANCE EXERCISES FOR SENIORS BOOK

Who’s the old guy at the gym? He needs this book as a white elephant gift! It’s sure to make him laugh.

crossfit white elephant gift ideas

#9. “IF YOU CAN READ THIS…” SOCKS

It’s no secret that CrossFitters are semi-obsessed with weight lifting. So this is the perfect white elephant gift for any CrossFitter — male or female!

CrossFit White Elephant Gift Ideas

crossfit white elephant gift ideas

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Do it Yourself White Elephant Gifts

Don’t wanna spend much (or anything) on your CrossFit white elephant gift? Totally understandable! The list below is full of CrossFit white elephant gift ideas you can DIY.

10. CROSSFIT COOKIES

Do you have baking/artistry skills? If so, you can bake some CrosFit cookies as your white elephant gift!

12. BEGINNER’S WEIGHTS

This white elephant gift is so darn easy, yet so darn funny.

13. EXERCISE BLOCK

🙄 This is so dumb that it’s sure to have the group laughing!

Do You Wrap a White Elephant Gift?

Yep! You wrap a white elephant gift just like any other gift. Trust me, it’s super hilarious when someone opens the package to find your ridiculous/hilarious gift inside!

These gag gift gift bags are hilarious for wrapping your white elephant gift in!

I hope these CrossFit white elephant gift ideas make your friends laugh! Feel free to comment below if you have any questions!

Looking for more health and fitness related gifts? I’ve got you covered!

Sydney Rhodes

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By: Sydney Rhodes · In: Functional Fitness · Tagged: Gift Guides

About Sydney Rhodes

Sydney Rhodes is a NASM Certified Personal trainer and has worked full-time in the health and wellness industry since 2014. She's coached countless women in sustainable fitness and nutrition practices, and has a passion for sharing her faith in Christ alongside her work.

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