This post is full of Christmas fitness puns, sure to make anyone giggle.
Whether you’re looking for Christmas fitness puns for your Instagram captions, t-shirts, or you simply need a handful of Christmas marketing puns, you’ve come to the right place.
Personally, I love a good pun. 😜 And these are perfect Christmas puns for adults (that’ll make even the toughest cookie chuckle!)
I know you’re going to get a kick out of these Christmas fitness puns!
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Best Christmas Fitness Puns
- He sees you when you’re running… He knows when you lift weights. He knows when your form is bad or good and how many scoops of protein you take.
- Frosty the Swoleman
- Somebody call Santa because I’m about to sleigh this workout.
- Fitness? More like fitness entire holiday ham in my mouth!
- It’s beginning to look a lot like Fitness.
- It’s beginning to look a lot like Fitmas.
- It’s beginning to look a lot like Liftmas.
- I’ll be swole for Christmas.
- No lift, no gift. -Santa
- Eat. Lift. And be merry.
- Deck the halls and do some burpees. Fa la la la la la la la la.
- Merry Fitmas and Happy New Rear!
- May your workouts be merry and bright.
- I just like to lift. Lifting’s my favorite! (With a pic of Elf.)
- I just like to run. Running’s my favorite! (With a pic of Elf.)
- Training to steal Christmas (with a pic of the Grinch stealing Christmas.)
- I sleigh all day.
- Another day, another sleigh.
- Silver bells, silver bells. It’s fitness time in the city.
- Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a muscle up, a kipping pull-up, and a bodyweight snatch.
- We wish you a merry Liftmas. We wish you a merry Liftmas. We wish you a merry Liftmas…. and a Happy New Rear!
- Have a Holly Jolly Liftmas!
- Jacked Frost
- Let’s take a gym elfie!
- Believe in your elf.
- Working out boosts my elf-esteem.
- This workout is lit! (With Christmas lights.)
- Merry Thiccmas!
- Gingershred man.
- Squatting to get on Santa’s hottie list!
- Happy Swole-idays.
- Sleighin’ it!
- Baby it’s swole outside.
- I’ll be toned for Christmas.
- Merry Flex-mas!
- Feliz Navi-Deadlifts!
- I’ll probably be getting coal for Christmas because these gains are naughty!
- Resting Grinch face.
- Mistle toned.
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I hope you loved these Christmas fitness puns! Comment below if you have any to add to the list!
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