43 Jolly Christmas Fitness Puns That’ll Make You Laugh

This post is full of Christmas fitness puns, sure to make anyone giggle.

Whether you’re looking for Christmas fitness puns for your Instagram captions, t-shirts, or you simply need a handful of Christmas marketing puns, you’ve come to the right place.

Personally, I love a good pun. 😜 And these are perfect Christmas puns for adults (that’ll make even the toughest cookie chuckle!)

I know you’re going to get a kick out of these Christmas fitness puns!

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Best Christmas Fitness Puns

• He sees you when you’re running… He knows when you lift weights. He knows when your form is bad or good and how many scoops of protein you take.
• Frosty the Swoleman
• Somebody call Santa because I’m about to sleigh this workout.
• Fitness? More like fitness entire holiday ham in my mouth!
• It’s beginning to look a lot like Fitness.
• It’s beginning to look a lot like Fitmas.
• It’s beginning to look a lot like Liftmas.
• I’ll be swole for Christmas.
• No lift, no gift. -Santa
• Eat. Lift. And be merry.
• Deck the halls and do some burpees. Fa la la la la la la la la.
• Merry Fitmas and Happy New Rear!
• May your workouts be merry and bright.
• I just like to lift. Lifting’s my favorite! (With a pic of Elf.)
• I just like to run. Running’s my favorite! (With a pic of Elf.)
• Training to steal Christmas (with a pic of the Grinch stealing Christmas.)
• I sleigh all day.
• Another day, another sleigh.
• Silver bells, silver bells. It’s fitness time in the city.
• Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a muscle up, a kipping pull-up, and a bodyweight snatch.
• We wish you a merry Liftmas. We wish you a merry Liftmas. We wish you a merry Liftmas…. and a Happy New Rear!
• Have a Holly Jolly Liftmas!
• Jacked Frost
• Let’s take a gym elfie!
• Believe in your elf.
• Working out boosts my elf-esteem.
• This workout is lit! (With Christmas lights.)
• Merry Thiccmas!
• Gingershred man.
• Squatting to get on Santa’s hottie list!
• Happy Swole-idays.
• Sleighin’ it!
• Baby it’s swole outside.
• I’ll be toned for Christmas.
• Merry Flex-mas!
• Feliz Navi-Deadlifts!
• I’ll probably be getting coal for Christmas because these gains are naughty!
• Resting Grinch face.
• Mistle toned.

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